Because there are like fifty million characters in Homestuck for seriously. And there are lots more AskBlogs to give love to.
I’m putting character pairing blogs in this post (rather than splitting them up), along with Kids, Carapacians, and Cherubs, Guardians, and anyone else!…
oh, i understand you, but you can’t do anything. he is too little.
you can yell at him, but he probably will not understand. just hide your things from him and close the door in your room (if you have your own room).
when he will grow up, you can try to befriend him, or to kick his ass.
oh, mister ampora